1001 ways to suck at everything

May 18th, 2013 at 2:26AM

naffzilla:

krudman:

I know you think all the ladies in skull girls are cute, but big band has the most sax appeal.

I just treble in my boots when I see him.

Yeah, he really just hits all the right notes.

kind of makes me horny

124 notes Source: krudman #skullgirls

May 16th, 2013 at 2:19AM

jamietheignorantamerican:

jacketlizard:

battroid:

takeawaygirl:

thegreatdesutree:

Unfortunately, this is a real restaurant and that is a real response. Their page was not hacked and thus trolled (that I know of). The owners are just really crazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg

holy FUCK watch that video

i just watched that video (and the part 2). unbelievable

I’m like 7 minutes in and jesus christ

HOLY BALLS, I SAW THE FULL EPISODE ABOUT THIS TRAIN-WRECK OF A RESTAURANT.

GORDON RAMSAY LEFT THE RESTAURANT WITHOUT CHANGING IT BECAUSE HE SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY THE PLACE AND IT’S OWNERS.

LET ME REPEAT THAT.

GORDON FUCKING RAMSAY SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY HOW VICIOUS THE OWNERS ARE.

Fun Fact: The Amy bitch is a CONVICTED FELON

(via yorky-york)

64,526 notes Source: thegreatdesutree

May 15th, 2013 at 4:15PM

mequeme:

Creo que nunca lo había reblogueado así que…

And so I cry sometimes when I’m lying in bed

Just to get it all out, what’s in my head

And I, I am feeling a little peculiar

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside

And I take A deep breath and I get real high

And I scream from the top of my lungs,

What’s goin’ on

And I say hey, hey, hey, hey hey

Hey, hey, hey
I said hey, what’s goin’ on

And I say hey, hey, hey, hey hey
Hey, hey, hey
I said hey, what’s goin’ on

And he tries
oh my God, do I try
I try all the time in this institution

And he prays
oh my God, do I pray
I pray every single day FOR REVOLUTION!

And I say hey, hey, hey, hey hey
Hey, hey, hey
I said hey, what’s goin’ on

Don’t cry out loud
Just keep it inside
Learn how to hide your feelings

(Hey, hey, hey, hey hey)
(Hey, hey)
HEY EY EY
I say HEY
What’s goin’ on
YEAH

welp

(via machinegunofpurity)

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May 13th, 2013 at 10:31AM

Come at me Annie nerds

4 notes #skullgirls

May 11th, 2013 at 11:29PM

tiffle-chan asked: how many dicks have you eaten so far

Your mind cannot fathom the number of dicks my infinite maw has consumed

1 note

May 11th, 2013 at 1:34AM

tehemobeemo:

Why do you get Battlefury on Lina?

For 35% more cleavage

16 notes Source: tehemobeemo #dota 2

May 8th, 2013 at 9:37PM

kojimaisfestive:

GOT MY DOTA 2 DREAM TEAM READY WHOO YEAH

REPPIN TEAM MIKE/MOUSTACHE

and the magnificent sideburns to match.

(via riningear)

14 notes Source: kojimaisfestive #dota 2 #TI3 #the international #team liquid #ixmike

May 8th, 2013 at 8:56PM

xaliv93:

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=14205850

21 notes Source: xaliv93 #Monster Hunter #Gigginox

May 8th, 2013 at 8:30PM

calibrashuns:

dazzledickery:

Magical Girl Dinobot in celebration of Magical Girl May

I’m so proud of myself now. ~~feel kinda bad about drawing him with angel wings tho </3~~

DYING

I think I have some followers who need to see this.

(via totemhead)

131 notes Source: dazzledickery

May 7th, 2013 at 11:59AM

This makes me feel warm and fuzzy and I don’t like it.

605 notes Source: neogeen #Monster Hunter

May 5th, 2013 at 11:22AM

science111:

1. dip a spoon of gallium in a glass of hot water

2. make a bubble with smoke instead of air

3. dissolve the tablet in weightlessness

4. set fire to the energy-saving lamp

5. push two identical clouds of smoke

6. create a vacuum in the empty tank

7. set fire to the smoke from the candles

8. overturn the glass with smoke

9. pour the hot solution in a plastic cup [x]