June 12th, 2012 at 11:12PM
Why Every '80s Sitcom Decided to Kill Off the Mom

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Today’s mind-blowing exposé that uncovers the truth behind Full House, Diff’rent Strokes, Punky Brewster, My Two Dads, Gimme A Break, Empty Nest, Silver Spoons, Who’s The Boss?, Blossom, Webster, and so on.

Punky Brewster’s Mom was a whore and a crack addict. There’s a difference.

Punky Brewster’s adoptive father was a widower.

Punky Brewster’s Uncle was a convicted sex offender.
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    I learned in a film class the single-dad phenomenon was also due to wishing to portray single dads without addressing...
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    Punky Brewster’s Uncle was a convicted sex offender.
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    Cherie’s parents were dead. That show used to make me cry so much.
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