1001 ways to suck at everything

deejschopshop: nicromanser: thebrownhatter: krazedkinkoz: thebrownhatter: krazedkinkoz: ...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:10:12 -0500

nicromanser:

thebrownhatter:

krazedkinkoz:

thebrownhatter:

krazedkinkoz:

>gathering mats in a High Rank area

>SUDDENLY, DEVILJHO POPS OUT FROM UNDERGROUND

I finally, truly understand this image and the feelings associated with it.

Nowhere is safe anymore.

You’re in for it now.

Hey, hey, hey Ethan, you want to hear something really funny?

Since yesterday, this is actually my first time actually facing a Deviljho.

Before this weekend, I used to think “What’s so special about Deviljho? Surely he can’t be that bad, right?”

Then he reared his ugly head while my friend and I were hunting a Crimson Qurupeco.

And the first thing I noticed was just how fucking massive he was.

I barely play MH and I know about Deviljho ;_;

Fear not civilians. I too know of Deviljho tyranny and I will stand for it no longer. It is is my solemn vow to rid you of DevilJho and it’s chronic halitosis.

I am Nic, and Deviljho is my bitch

G-rank Savage Deviljho says “hi.” It’s in Rage Mode by default, and has an even higher Rage Mode.

I’ll be gentle.

I’ve got Steam Trading Card Beta invites so hit me up if you want one.

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:10:31 -0500

I’ve got Steam Trading Card Beta invites so hit me up if you want one.

thebrownhatter: krazedkinkoz: thebrownhatter: krazedkinkoz: >gathering mats in a High Rank...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:00:07 -0500

thebrownhatter:

krazedkinkoz:

thebrownhatter:

krazedkinkoz:

>gathering mats in a High Rank area

>SUDDENLY, DEVILJHO POPS OUT FROM UNDERGROUND

I finally, truly understand this image and the feelings associated with it.

Nowhere is safe anymore.

You’re in for it now.

Hey, hey, hey Ethan, you want to hear something really funny?

Since yesterday, this is actually my first time actually facing a Deviljho.

Before this weekend, I used to think “What’s so special about Deviljho? Surely he can’t be that bad, right?”

Then he reared his ugly head while my friend and I were hunting a Crimson Qurupeco.

And the first thing I noticed was just how fucking massive he was.

I barely play MH and I know about Deviljho ;_;

Fear not civilians. I too know of Deviljho tyranny and I will stand for it no longer. It is is my solemn vow to rid you of DevilJho and it’s chronic halitosis.

I am Nic, and Deviljho is my bitch

amonstar: naffzilla: krudman: I know you think all the ladies in skull girls are cute, but big...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:26:43 -0500

amonstar:

naffzilla:

krudman:

I know you think all the ladies in skull girls are cute, but big band has the most sax appeal.

I just treble in my boots when I see him.

Yeah, he really just hits all the right notes.

kind of makes me horny

jamietheignorantamerican: jacketlizard: battroid: takeawaygirl...

Thu, 16 May 2013 02:19:19 -0500

jamietheignorantamerican:

jacketlizard:

battroid:

takeawaygirl:

thegreatdesutree:

Unfortunately, this is a real restaurant and that is a real response. Their page was not hacked and thus trolled (that I know of). The owners are just really crazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg

holy FUCK watch that video

i just watched that video (and the part 2). unbelievable

I’m like 7 minutes in and jesus christ

HOLY BALLS, I SAW THE FULL EPISODE ABOUT THIS TRAIN-WRECK OF A RESTAURANT.

GORDON RAMSAY LEFT THE RESTAURANT WITHOUT CHANGING IT BECAUSE HE SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY THE PLACE AND IT’S OWNERS.

LET ME REPEAT THAT.

GORDON FUCKING RAMSAY SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY HOW VICIOUS THE OWNERS ARE.

Fun Fact: The Amy bitch is a CONVICTED FELON

mequeme: Creo que nunca lo había reblogueado así que… And so I...

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:15:17 -0500

mequeme:

Creo que nunca lo había reblogueado así que…

And so I cry sometimes when I’m lying in bed

Just to get it all out, what’s in my head

And I, I am feeling a little peculiar

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside

And I take A deep breath and I get real high

And I scream from the top of my lungs,

What’s goin’ on

And I say hey, hey, hey, hey hey

Hey, hey, hey
I said hey, what’s goin’ on

And I say hey, hey, hey, hey hey
Hey, hey, hey
I said hey, what’s goin’ on

And he tries
oh my God, do I try
I try all the time in this institution

And he prays
oh my God, do I pray
I pray every single day FOR REVOLUTION!

And I say hey, hey, hey, hey hey
Hey, hey, hey
I said hey, what’s goin’ on

Don’t cry out loud
Just keep it inside
Learn how to hide your feelings

(Hey, hey, hey, hey hey)
(Hey, hey)
HEY EY EY
I say HEY
What’s goin’ on
YEAH

welp

Come at me Annie nerds

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:31:09 -0500

Come at me Annie nerds

how many dicks have you eaten so far

Sat, 11 May 2013 23:29:20 -0500

Your mind cannot fathom the number of dicks my infinite maw has consumed

tehemobeemo: Why do you get Battlefury on Lina? For 35% more cleavage

Sat, 11 May 2013 01:34:29 -0500

tehemobeemo:

Why do you get Battlefury on Lina?

For 35% more cleavage

kojimaisfestive: GOT MY DOTA 2 DREAM TEAM READY WHOO...

Wed, 08 May 2013 21:37:02 -0500

kojimaisfestive:

GOT MY DOTA 2 DREAM TEAM READY WHOO YEAH

REPPIN TEAM MIKE/MOUSTACHE

and the magnificent sideburns to match.

xaliv93: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&...

Wed, 08 May 2013 20:56:28 -0500

xaliv93:

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=14205850

calibrashuns: dazzledickery: Magical Girl Dinobot in...

Wed, 08 May 2013 20:30:47 -0500

calibrashuns:

dazzledickery:

Magical Girl Dinobot in celebration of Magical Girl May

I’m so proud of myself now. ~~feel kinda bad about drawing him with angel wings tho~~

~~DYING~~

~~I think I have some followers who need to see this.~~

This makes me feel warm and fuzzy and I don’t like it.

Tue, 07 May 2013 11:59:41 -0500

This makes me feel warm and fuzzy and I don’t like it.

science111: 1. dip a spoon of gallium in a glass of hot...

Sun, 05 May 2013 11:22:50 -0500

science111:

1. dip a spoon of gallium in a glass of hot water

2. make a bubble with smoke instead of air

3. dissolve the tablet in weightlessness

4. set fire to the energy-saving lamp

5. push two identical clouds of smoke

6. create a vacuum in the empty tank

7. set fire to the smoke from the candles

8. overturn the glass with smoke

9. pour the hot solution in a plastic cup [x]

Start your Sunday with some science.

camisadorush: New avatar of some weird dork who even is this...

Sun, 05 May 2013 11:18:35 -0500

camisadorush:

New avatar of some weird dork who even is this nerd (it’s me)

Holy Krudman. Seriously though dude this looks awesome.

joannaleecurtis: there are children on this site

Sat, 04 May 2013 12:49:43 -0500

joannaleecurtis:

there are children on this site

meekstape: blowhole-boogie: kaworunagisafashionforce: “Akira”...

Thu, 02 May 2013 22:26:29 -0500

meekstape:

blowhole-boogie:

kaworunagisafashionforce:

“Akira” // Anamaguchi

THIS ALBUM IS SO SICK SHIT SON

I WASN’T LYIN ABOUT THAT LEAK

WOW

and suddenly i understand why my friends like this.

helpyoudraw: Neck Reference Updated by MelissaDalton from...

Thu, 02 May 2013 12:29:04 -0500

helpyoudraw:

Neck Reference Updated by MelissaDalton from DeviantArt

Many thanks to spreeunit for linking us to this!

Hello day crowd Inca From Necromancer Not really feeling the...

Wed, 01 May 2013 11:35:26 -0500

Hello day crowd

Inca From Necromancer

Not really feeling the gray skin

johnhexcarter: They counted on the humans to hide, to fail....

Wed, 01 May 2013 11:28:50 -0500

johnhexcarter:

They counted on the humans to hide, to fail. They never considered we would rise to the challenge.

i was excited for this movie.

and then i learned it had some ron perlman action.

yup. this movie. yup.

This cannot come out fast enough